Husband is reading the news paper and wife comes in and says: “Honey, I love you so much. I wish I would be a newspaper so that you always hold me in your arms.”
Husband: “I also wish that so that I can change you every day like that newspaper.”
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A five-year-old son watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother who then began removing the cream with a tissue. “What’s the matter?” he asked. “Are you giving up?”
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A travelling salesman was held up in the island by a rainstorm and flood. He sent an SMS to his boss: “Delayed by storm. Send instructions!” His boss replied: “Start vacation immediately!”
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Interviewer: “Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?” Job Applicant: “Simple, stop imagining!”
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