Boy: “Hey beautiful, can I have your number?”
Girl: “No, I have a boyfriend.”
Boy: “But I’m gay, can I have the number now?”
Girl: “Oh, okay! Here’s the number.”
Boy: “Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!”
Girl: “That’s my boyfriend’s number.”
Girl: “No, I have a boyfriend.”
Boy: “But I’m gay, can I have the number now?”
Girl: “Oh, okay! Here’s the number.”
Boy: “Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!”
Girl: “That’s my boyfriend’s number.”
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Man at medical store: “I need poison.”
Chemist: “I can’t sell that.”
Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: “Oh! sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
A host giving house direction to her guest: “Come to front gate of the apartment where I live. Look for flat 9A, and you will find a lift on your right. With your elbow hit 9, get out of the lift and you will find my flat on left. Hit doorbell with your elbow and I’ll get the door for you.”
Guest: “Dear, that seems easy but why I have to hit all the buttons with my elbows.”
Host: “OMG! You are not coming empty handed, are you?”
Police: “Did you know drinking and driving is against the law?”
Driver: “Then why is there a parking lot at the bar?”
Police became speechless!
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Man at medical store: “I need poison.”
Chemist: “I can’t sell that.”
Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: “Oh! sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
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A host giving house direction to her guest: “Come to front gate of the apartment where I live. Look for flat 9A, and you will find a lift on your right. With your elbow hit 9, get out of the lift and you will find my flat on left. Hit doorbell with your elbow and I’ll get the door for you.”
Guest: “Dear, that seems easy but why I have to hit all the buttons with my elbows.”
Host: “OMG! You are not coming empty handed, are you?”
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Police: “Did you know drinking and driving is against the law?”
Driver: “Then why is there a parking lot at the bar?”
Police became speechless!
Chemist: “I can’t sell that.”
Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: “Oh! sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
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Guest: “Dear, that seems easy but why I have to hit all the buttons with my elbows.”
Host: “OMG! You are not coming empty handed, are you?”
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Driver: “Then why is there a parking lot at the bar?”
Police became speechless!
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Boy: “Hey beautiful, can I have your number?”
Girl: “No, I have a boyfriend.”
Boy: “But I’m gay, can I have the number now?”
Girl: “Oh, okay! Here’s the number.”
Boy: “Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!”
Girl: “That’s my boyfriend’s number.”
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Girl: “No, I have a boyfriend.”
Boy: “But I’m gay, can I have the number now?”
Girl: “Oh, okay! Here’s the number.”
Boy: “Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!”
Girl: “That’s my boyfriend’s number.”
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Man at medical store: “I need poison.”
Chemist: “I can’t sell that.”
Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: “Oh! sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
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A host giving house direction to her guest: “Come to front gate of the apartment where I live. Look for flat 9A, and you will find a lift on your right. With your elbow hit 9, get out of the lift and you will find my flat on left. Hit doorbell with your elbow and I’ll get the door for you.”
Guest: “Dear, that seems easy but why I have to hit all the buttons with my elbows.”
Host: “OMG! You are not coming empty handed, are you?”
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Police: “Did you know drinking and driving is against the law?”
Driver: “Then why is there a parking lot at the bar?”
Police became speechless!
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