A man takes his son tiger hunting. They’re creeping through the weeds and the man says, “Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions? And the boy says, “Yes, if the tiger kills you, how do I get home?”
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A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!”
“That is very nice,” muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room.”
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A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, “Why was I pulled over when I wasn’t the only one speeding.” The police replied, “Have you ever been fishing?” The man then said, “yes”. “Have you ever caught all the fish?” asked the policeman.
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One CEO always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of the employees finally got the nerve to ask why, the CEO explained, “I’ll tell you its very simple — it’s the only time of the week when none of you seems to want to argue with me.”
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Speaker: “Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile.”
Bob: “I tried it but they wanted cash.”
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