Teacher: “Tell me the name of any Microsoft product?” Bunty: “MS Excel!” Lucky: “MS Word!” Bittu: “MS Powerpoint!” Pappu after thinking a lot: “MS Dhoni!”
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A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him and says: “You, sir, are drunk!” Man replies: “And you ma’am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!”
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Girl: “Which computer do you have?” Boy: “I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram and 560 graphics card.” Boy: “Which computer do you have?” Girl: “A pink one!”
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In a drug store, shopkeeper: “Sorry, that is impossible. We sell potassium cyanide only with prescription. Just a photo of your mother-in-law is not enough!”
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According to the statistics, the most popular SMS among men is: ‘I love you too.’
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