When he returns from lunch, he finds a slip on his desk: “Your wife just called; she wants her poster back home.”
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A man to devil in hell: “Can I make a call to my wife?”
After making call, the man: “How much to pay?”
Devil: “Nothing, hell to hell is free!”
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Teacher: “Students, if a=b & b=c , then we can say that a=c. Now can you give me an example?”
Johnny: “Maam, if I love you and you love your daughter, then I love your daughter.”
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Five things which can happen only in Bollywood movies:
1. At least one of the identical twins born is evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one.
3. A police can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
4. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up but will show pain when a woman is trying to clean his wound.
5. If you decide to start dancing on street, everyone you meet will know the step.
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