The professor at the medical school asked a student how much of a certain drug should be administered to a patient, and the student replied, "five grams."
After a minute the student raised his hand and said, "Professor, I'd like to change my answer."
The professor looked at his watch and said, "Never mind now, your patient has been dead for forty seconds."
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A restaurant owner summoned a new waiter to his office.
"You have been here less than a week," he said, "and you have already broken more dishes than the total of your three weeks' salary. How can you handle this problem in the future?
"Well, Sir," said the waiter, "you could give me a raise."
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Friend two: "He's a different man altogether."
Friend one: "And you?"
Friend two: "I'm in a different firm."
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The Chinese philosopher Confucius used to say: `A busy road does not grow grass and a busy head does not grow hair!' (Confucius himself was a bald man.)
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