Rude v/s Polite
There was once a newspaper vendor who had a rude customer. Every morning, the customer would walk by, refuse to return the greeting, grab the paper off the shelf and throw the money at the vendor. The vendor would pick up the money, smile politely and say, “Thank you, Sir.”
One day, the vendor’s assistant asked him, “Why are you always so polite with him when he is so rude to you? Why don’t you throw the newspaper at him when he comes back tomorrow?”
The vendor smiled and replied, “He can’t help being rude and I can’t help being polite. Why should I let his rude behaviour dictate my politeness?”
True Love
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up, he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they should not have a fight.
He finds a note near the table: “Honey… your favourite breakfast is ready on the table. I had to leave early to buy grocery. I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you.”
He gets surprised and asks his son. “What happened last night?”
Son replies, “When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk and you said: ‘hey lady! Leave me alone… I am married!’”
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