WITH A LIGHT HEART

Tommy dropped out of school and his buddy asked: “Why?”
“I got discouraged, that’s all. I flunked every subject except Maths.”
“Every subject except Maths? How do you explain that?”
“I didn’t take Maths!”

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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

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Boyfriend: “Do you want a kiss?”
Girlfriend: “No!”
Boyfriend: “Do you remember what I just said?”
Girlfriend: “Do you want a kiss?”
Boyfriend: “Yes, if you insist…”

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.