With a light heart

“A man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word!”

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A cross-eyed pedestrian collided with another man on the street. “Why don’t you look where you’re going?” The former snapped irritably. “Why don’t you go where you’re looking?” the other retorted.

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Jim, joking to his friend over a round of drinks: “Do you know why every woman needs a husband?” Bob: “Why?” Jim: “After all you can’t blame the government for every mistake.”

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The farmer’s boy has his moments too. Romance doesn’t always pass him by. A shy young lad was walking through the meadow on his farm with his girl when they came upon a young calf kissing its mother. The lad was silent for a moment and suddenly blurted: “Jyothi I’d love to do that.” “Go ahead,” said Jyothi, “there’s nobody stopping you. It’s your cow.”