A feminist speaker was addressing a large group: “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
She paused a moment and looked around the room. “I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
From the back of the room came a voice, “He’d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.”
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The elderly gentleman was obviously enjoying the company of a beautiful young lady in a lively party, when his wife came up to him and said, in an unnecessarily loud voice, “Honey, I hope you are not boring the poor child with anecdotes about your latest grandchild!”
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John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony’s problems. “Sneha and I want to get married,” said Tony, “but we can’t find anywhere to live.”
“Why don’t you live with Sneha’s parents?” suggested John.
“We can’t do that,” said Tony, “they’re living with their parents!”
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The comments of a young mother: “Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.”
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